23 7 / 2014

captain-georgeuniverse:

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.

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23 7 / 2014

the-uncalm-nipples:

rapturesrevenge:

milodrums:

seraphatonin:

noottersontheflightdeck:

No but hear me out.

Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman

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you called? (x|x)

YES GOOD

YES THIS MUST HAPPEN.

Anyone who’s against this can go fuck themselves.

(via emiliepond)

23 7 / 2014

attackonhans:

thefarfire:

I feel like this could save lives

accurate as FUCK

attackonhans:

thefarfire:

I feel like this could save lives

accurate as FUCK

(Source: stylesstagram7, via wearydoctor)

23 7 / 2014

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

(Source: closedeyesmile, via onlylolgifs)

23 7 / 2014

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

(via wearydoctor)

23 7 / 2014

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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(via temblorjove449)

23 7 / 2014

sarcasticfina:

panic-ofthrones:

I totally agree with this.

sarcasticfina:

panic-ofthrones:

I totally agree with this.

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(via temblorjove449)

23 7 / 2014

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

(Source: candywater, via temblorjove449)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(via iwannabesomeone)

22 7 / 2014

thepurposeofplaying:

patternofdefiance:

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.

(via emiliepond)

22 7 / 2014

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via damaera)

22 7 / 2014

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via emiliepond)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

seraphica:

Excentrique - Skirts [x]

(via any-colour-you--like)