31 8 / 2014

"All my life I’ve avoided Europe and its multitudes of terribleness."

(Source: laura-hales, via gaytectives)

30 8 / 2014

beinglarawr:

artandcookies:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

martinekenblog:

Ice Cream Roses

ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME

If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.

"What’s your favourite flower?"
"Ice cream."

(via emiliepond)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

(Source: otomoved, via daleyprophet)

30 8 / 2014

External changes

(Source: crucianbread, via beniddlesbatch)

30 8 / 2014

"You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."

(Source: stvrmborn, via beniddlesbatch)

30 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

(via wearydoctor)

29 8 / 2014

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

(via wearydoctor)

29 8 / 2014

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via therighteous-cas)

29 8 / 2014

lepreas:

once a slayer, always a slayer

(Source: s-gellar, via therighteous-cas)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

stannisbaratheon:

@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

(via twelveclara)

28 8 / 2014

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic, via cayya)

28 8 / 2014

filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger

(Source: riseoftheguardian, via kisu-no-hi)