dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: itsrainingblogs: So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you” My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.” SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
mademoisellepoupee: peachpitts: mayra-quijotesca: valerieparker: wolfwithpanthereyes: In France, they don’t say ‘I Love You’. They say instead “cet homme a volé un peu de pain et je vais le chasser pour le reste de sa vie avant de sortir avec lui, je veux dire le mettre en prison” Tragically beautiful. #I am 2460-DONE WHY “je vais le chasser pour le reste de sa vie avant de...
morrissarty: cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS what
sherlysherlylady: a-weeping-angel-just: in the supernatural fandom we can find excuses for everything bad anyones ever done, even satan, except one man John Winchester and now Metatron has joined the club
olgg: kittyrawh: thefreshprinceofbelgravia: moriartea: a-study-in-stink: sakibatch: vendemiaires: adele wins an oscar a distance scream is heard she’s not even an actress leo cries he doesnt mean it screams benedict cumberbatch ‘I’m so sorry’, adds Tom Hiddleston fuck you i won a bafta yells martin freeman I’m Iron Man shouts Robert Downy Jr, I’m Robert Downey Jr. shouts...
zeloismybaby: kindred-spiritss: hamfarto: dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mpregbert: ghostgiggles: if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise ask Patrick Star
stabsinthe: when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat
azulaang: older-aang: theinvisiblemonsters: abukkitofcelestialintent: do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime if not more well you’re in luck then THAT. LAUGH. Katie Perry was also one those fools too
ebonrune: chocolatepearls: mortenavida: thesestoriesaretrue: purpledurp: When people think the only fandoms that exist on Tumblr are Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural #they’re kind of like the big three greek gods of tumblr though#sherlock is zeus because sherlock’s a pretentious bastard most of the time #doctor who is poseidon because THERE IS NOTHING BUT TEARS #and...
The internet is so convenient
tebbie: crimson-firecat: senorbumface: seetosee: what the fuck should I make for dinner what the fuck should I listen to now what the fuck should I do today what the fuck should I do with my life where the fuck should I go for drinks what’s the fucking weather Wow. That sure is fucking convenient. Well holy fuck. Internet, you’re the bestest.
upgraders: It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
goddamnitobama: So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and...
Being in the Potter cast is like signing a...
he-is-in-the-cellar: theblackship: romioneshipper: hogwartskidsproblems: The last one really fucked me over The director had him wearing false teeth to enlarge the look of them. He wasn’t too unfortunate looking as a child.
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell...
sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 i wasnt even alive in 2006 why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for